How To Get A Lap Dance At The Strip Club

Why do we visit a strip club? We go to blow off steam, see hot women dance, and hopefully get a lap dance. A lap dance is where you get your own private dance and sometimes touching is allowed!

Most guys get lap dances because our idiot friends buy them for us. It's an embarrassing but also really fun experience and hopefully you aren't too intoxicated to enjoy it to its fullest. But how do you get one on your own?

A Few Things To Know

First of all, know how much it's going to cost. If you've never paid for one yourself, ask. And make sure you've got the money ready. You should also know how long it's going to be. At a typical strip club, a lap dance lasts as long as a song - or until the DJ starts fading it out prematurely!

You also need to know the house rules. Most places don't allow you to touch the dancer. You've got to sit on your hands, and if you suddenly lose control and start groping, they'll show you the door. Some places allow some touching though, so make sure you understand the rules.

Getting The Dance

When you want a lap dance, all you have to do is walk up to a stripper and ask about it. Don't be shy; it's a regular thing here. It's not like you're going up to a girl at a regular bar and asking them to dance for you. The dancers are professionals.

In fact, strippers like it if you get straight to the point. Open up by saying hi and chatting for a second, and then get straight to the point. Tell her you'd like to buy a lap dance and she'll take it from there.

Getting Into It

When the dancer is doing her thing, go ahead and look at her. It's intended to be visual entertainment, so enjoy. Most dancers like it if you smile and get into it. They also watch your eyes to decide what part of their body to play with.

One thing you don't want to do is be a total cold fish. Don't just zone out and stare into space. Lots of guys do this because by that time of the night they're so wasted they can't do much else. Dancers hate that, so relax, have a good time and enjoy the show.

There's just one more tip if you're going to the strip club anticipating a lap dance. Make sure you're dressed nicely and well groomed. No dancer wants to entertain a guy in dirty sweatpants. Make it as pleasant as possible for her and she'll make it fun for you.

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Money Saving Tips for a Bachelor Party

Back in the 70s and 80s, planning a bachelor was a simple task; bestowed upon friends, relatives or the best man. An empty basement, a keg of beer, a dart board and some wild movies sufficed. Today, bachelor party planning is a multi-million dollar industry, with every restaurant, night club, and adult entertainment venue in the nation getting into the act. In fact, there are multiple companies on the internet which are more than willing to take your money and plan the event.

Some offer discounts on limos, free admission to bars, entertainment, and discounted bar packages at various venues. The price for these services can be steep, but if you’re willing to spend a little time doing research and making a few phone calls, you can significantly reduce the price of the bachelor party.

Saving Money on Transportation

Limo services can often be terribly expensive and charge unreasonable hourly rates. Depending on the type of vehicle chosen, prices can increase greatly. For example, full blown hummer limo can cost a few hundred dollars more than a stretch sedan. Larger limousine companies will often tack on extra fees for including alcohol, snacks, and for stops along the way.

You can cut the cost in half by finding a small company in your area, which allows you to bring your own drinks. My best advice is to ask if the limo service has a party van or small bus, and charges a flat fee. Because the limo industry is so competitive, smaller, private companies can be more personable, and much more likely to cut a deal. Additionally, smaller limousine services are not as likely to rush your group through the night and ruin the bachelor’s experience.

If you are staying at a hotel, utilize the hotel’s cosigner and van drivers to save money on planning bachelor party transportation. Remember, the staff at your hotel is all about customer service, and is there to make sure you have a good time. Simply go to the bellhop stand and let them know you have a bachelor party and want to go to a hot spot. Most upscale hotels offer this service for free, and only a modest tip is expected for the service.

Saving money on Strippers and Strip Clubs

Hiring a stripper or visiting a strip club has become tradition when it comes to making plans for the groom. Adult entertainment has made bachelor party planning a cottage industry and can seriously drain funds for the evening if you’re not careful. To begin with, hiring a private stripper almost always requires an hourly rate. Private agencies will offer a stripper, but then tack on more money, depending on if the private show is topless, or nude. Prices can skyrocket to nearly $300.00 for an exotic dancer to strip at your location. Worse yet, private strippers are often in a hurry because they have other bachelor parties to schedule-especially on weekends!

To save money, call an agency and ask exactly what’s included in their fantasy show. Ask for a flat fee, and make sure to let the agency know that you expect the clock to start ticking, once the girl begins dancing. Many strippers will show up at the bachelor party, hang out with the guys and only perform at the very end. This can be a complete downer for the evening and leave the groom bored, disappointed and with nothing else to do. A better option is combining a private stripper and a strip club in the same evening. Strip clubs are hungry for bachelor party business.

Most, if not all offer some sort of discount or price reduction for large parties. In many instances, strip clubs will allow the entire party to come in for free. Strip clubs also offer fantastic bar packages, VIP seating and discounts on bottle service. If responsible for planning the bachelor party, look online for strip clubs or adult entertainment in your area. Ask the club what sort of deals and specials they offer for a bachelor party. A plethora of gentlemen’s clubs are willing to match or beat the price of their competitors, so make sure to tell the club what other places are offering. Strip clubs are also willing to throw in extra perks if you’re party has dinner.

Yes, many adult clubs today have restaurants or cater in food. The newest, craze is having the bachelor brought on stage and having a few girls give a wild dance. Some clubs offer this service at a very affordable and reasonable price. Strip clubs are also a less expensive alternative because the groom has a large selection of strippers to choose from. He can have table dances or private dances, depending on his preferences. Table dances at many clubs only cost $10.00 to $20.00 and can be a lot of fun. In my opinion, the best bet is to have a private stripper during the first part of the evening, and then head to a strip club. Done correctly, the groom will have a great time and your party will defiantly save money.

Save Money on Bars

One of the best ways to save money for a bachelor party is to find a pub crawl. In many cities, bars come together and offer unbelievable specials during weekends for bachelor parties. Typically, each person in the party pays a small fee (Prices range from $10-$30) for the evening. Pub crawls are wonderful because they include food, beer, wine and mixed drinks at each location.

For example, the party starts off drinking and eating at the first location, and then moves on to other places through out the night. The initial price paid covers most of the costs at each spot. One of the most attractive aspects of pub crawling is it eliminates the need for hiring transportation. In larger cities, the bars and taverns are usually strewn across the same area, so you’re party can easily walk from place to place. To find a good pub crawl, just go on the web and look for companies near the bachelor party location.

Planning a bachelor party can be difficult, expensive and a hassle. By doing a little homework, you can save money and make sure the groom and your friends have a memorable evening!

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Easy Tips to Become A VIP at The Strip Club

By B. Callahan
Published: 12/15/2008

If you have ever been the strip club, you have probably noticed the people that always seem to have the strippers sitting beside them and fawning over them. You probably assume that these people are VIP and rolling in money. However, there are some easy tips that everyday people can use to become VIP's at the strip club and they do not require a lot of money. Becoming a VIP is usually associated with showering the strippers with wads of cash on a regular basis. Many strippers will tell you that there is more to becoming a VIP than just that. At strip clubs there are two types of VIP's around, the VIP's by money and VIP's by choice. Money VIP's are people that strippers have to pay extra attention to because of the money factor and the choice VIP's are people that the strippers choose to treat special. Read on to learn how to become a VIP in the strip club without changing your spending habits.

1. Respect

This is the key thing that can get you far in the world of strip clubs. You will never have a chance to become a VIP if you do not show the strippers respect. Speaking to a stripper needs to be done in a manor that makes her feel comfortable and does not make her feel like a sex object. Granted, it can be difficult to do this when she is standing there in little to no clothing. You have to make the strippers feel that they can trust you and be comfortable around you. Strippers are very fussy about whom they trust in the strip club and they must trust you before they choose to treat you like a VIP.

2. Tipping

Tipping is a great way to get on the right people's good side in the strip club. Regularly tip the door attendant, bouncer, and bartender. They are the people that decide how your night will go. Most patrons overlook these strip club workers so they will remember a regular tipper. A happy bartender makes heavy-handed drinks, a happy bouncer will let a little slide here and there, and a happy door attendant will get you in quicker and be a little more giving with free passes. If you are disliked by any of these employees, you might as well start frequenting another strip club.

3. Strategy

The worst thing that you can do is get snatched up by a stripper before your ass hits the chair. If you are approached before you sit down, politely decline any offers until later in the evening. Immediately jumping in to the festivities will make you look desperate. If you are going to purchase a lap dance, my advice is to wait for at least a half hour before deciding on the girl and purchasing the dance. If you appear too eager to jump in, you will seem like an easy target and the strippers will start shooting.

The worst thing that you could do is start trying to brag about how much cash you have, how successful a career you have, or your humanitarian efforts. Strippers do not care and will give you a canned response regardless of what you say. If they start to ask personal questions, just tell them you are there to have a great night and ask what they can do to make sure that your great night becomes a reality. You will get kudos for getting straight to the point and not trying the cheesy lines that the stripper hears day in and out. These first three tips are the groundwork that you must lay down on your way to becoming a VIP.

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Advice From A Stripper: Strip Club Etiquette

Stupid mainstreaming of stripper culture. If I have to read another article about recession strippers, pole dancing classes, or strippers-turned-respectable-citizens, I’m going to throw my platforms at the cat. Our audience has changed, and instead of show behavior being learned by a young man on the occasion of his 18th or 21st birthday, it’s imparted from Auto-Tuned vocals and lists on the web. I’ve seen customers like the girl who slapped my ass so hard she bruised me, or the guy who threw quarters wrapped in dollar bills onto the stage. However, I assume ignorance before malice on their part, and, in that spirit, I offer these etiquette tips for customers in the strip club.

WOMEN

1. Relax. I’m here for your entertainment. I have exactly zero interest in your date/boyfriend/husband. His wallet interests me, and, to access it, I’ll be interested in keeping you happy and in the club. Don’t look at strippers as adversaries, but rather as fun boner facilitators! If you don’t want to come to the club in the first place, stand up for yourself at home and make it clear to your lesser half that he should come up with a better idea for a wacky date.

2. Stay off the dance floor. At one club I loved, when a female customer stood up to dance at her table, the DJ would remind her over the PA that “dancing at this club is done only by the professionals. If you are not working for this club, please sit down.” At best, it’s goofy and you look silly. At worst, you’re stealing attention and potential tip dollars from the dancers.

3. Tip, please. A couple is two customers, not one, and having a vagina doesn’t exempt you from tipping me. If you’re occupying stage-side seats, observe at least the bare minimum dollar-per-song-per-seat tip rule. If you’re seated away from the stage, but obviously watching the dancer, tip her.

4. Don’t get grabby. The rules are the same for you as they are for male customers. Dancers will let you know if female customers are allowed different touching privileges —in what I think is a generally misguided attempt to get the guys to spend more money. If you want to touch, observe, ask, and follow. If you don’t, ask dancers to back off a bit. It’s all business, and our feelings won’t be hurt.

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