Easy Tips to Become A VIP at The Strip Club

By B. Callahan
Published: 12/15/2008

If you have ever been the strip club, you have probably noticed the people that always seem to have the strippers sitting beside them and fawning over them. You probably assume that these people are VIP and rolling in money. However, there are some easy tips that everyday people can use to become VIP's at the strip club and they do not require a lot of money. Becoming a VIP is usually associated with showering the strippers with wads of cash on a regular basis. Many strippers will tell you that there is more to becoming a VIP than just that. At strip clubs there are two types of VIP's around, the VIP's by money and VIP's by choice. Money VIP's are people that strippers have to pay extra attention to because of the money factor and the choice VIP's are people that the strippers choose to treat special. Read on to learn how to become a VIP in the strip club without changing your spending habits.

1. Respect

This is the key thing that can get you far in the world of strip clubs. You will never have a chance to become a VIP if you do not show the strippers respect. Speaking to a stripper needs to be done in a manor that makes her feel comfortable and does not make her feel like a sex object. Granted, it can be difficult to do this when she is standing there in little to no clothing. You have to make the strippers feel that they can trust you and be comfortable around you. Strippers are very fussy about whom they trust in the strip club and they must trust you before they choose to treat you like a VIP.

2. Tipping

Tipping is a great way to get on the right people's good side in the strip club. Regularly tip the door attendant, bouncer, and bartender. They are the people that decide how your night will go. Most patrons overlook these strip club workers so they will remember a regular tipper. A happy bartender makes heavy-handed drinks, a happy bouncer will let a little slide here and there, and a happy door attendant will get you in quicker and be a little more giving with free passes. If you are disliked by any of these employees, you might as well start frequenting another strip club.

3. Strategy

The worst thing that you can do is get snatched up by a stripper before your ass hits the chair. If you are approached before you sit down, politely decline any offers until later in the evening. Immediately jumping in to the festivities will make you look desperate. If you are going to purchase a lap dance, my advice is to wait for at least a half hour before deciding on the girl and purchasing the dance. If you appear too eager to jump in, you will seem like an easy target and the strippers will start shooting.

The worst thing that you could do is start trying to brag about how much cash you have, how successful a career you have, or your humanitarian efforts. Strippers do not care and will give you a canned response regardless of what you say. If they start to ask personal questions, just tell them you are there to have a great night and ask what they can do to make sure that your great night becomes a reality. You will get kudos for getting straight to the point and not trying the cheesy lines that the stripper hears day in and out. These first three tips are the groundwork that you must lay down on your way to becoming a VIP.

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How To: Behave In Strip Clubs

By Steve Richer

I have fond memories of my first trip to the abysmal depth of human debauchery. All right, that's how my mother would have put it; my father would have called it a burlesque show. No matter what you call it, a visit to a strip club has always been a mandatory rite of passage for every young man.

It signals that moment in life when a boy graduates from glossy magazines (and internet sleaze), to the real thing -- well, silicone mostly. Like any other place, strip clubs have a code of conduct; some is written, some not.
STRIP CLUB GUIDELINES
Tip the bouncer
Upon entering, you should always slide dollars to the bouncer, especially if there is no cover charge. Not only will it turn the bouncer into a friend for life (okay, maybe for five minutes), but it will go a long way in getting you good seats.

If there's a particular seat that you want, don't be afraid to ask for it. "Perverts Row," the area around the stage, is usually the busiest part, but they can always make room for you if your tip is more than loose change. Also be aware that special seats such as booths or VIP lounges will cost you extra.

Dress appropriately
While most gentlemen's clubs don't have dress codes, make sure to look your best. If anything, the dancers will be more attentive. However, should you visit seedy clubs -- the backwoods watering hole where the main attraction is the owner's middle-aged wife standing on a stool sweeping the floor with the tip of her breasts -- you shouldn't wear your nicest Armani three-piece. These kinds of bars are usually frequented by close-knit bands of locals, and looking like an outsider can bring on trouble.

Befriend the DJ
It's actually one of the best-kept secrets of the strip-club circuit. DJs are the most connected employees in the joint; they know the ladies and can hook you up should you be in their good graces.

In many joints, dancers receive no salaries and actually have to pay the DJ to go up on stage; they make their money with table or lap dances. So buy the guy a drink, tell him you like the music. You probably won't regret it.

Ask about prices
Strip clubs are like boobs: You'll never find two that are exactly alike (okay, bad analogy). Don't be afraid to ask about the fees for dances, booth, VIP lounge, etc. Some dances feature props and could cost you more. Or you may even discover that you can in fact afford two-girl table dances. It pays to inquire.

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Advice From A Stripper: Strip Club Etiquette

Stupid mainstreaming of stripper culture. If I have to read another article about recession strippers, pole dancing classes, or strippers-turned-respectable-citizens, I’m going to throw my platforms at the cat. Our audience has changed, and instead of show behavior being learned by a young man on the occasion of his 18th or 21st birthday, it’s imparted from Auto-Tuned vocals and lists on the web. I’ve seen customers like the girl who slapped my ass so hard she bruised me, or the guy who threw quarters wrapped in dollar bills onto the stage. However, I assume ignorance before malice on their part, and, in that spirit, I offer these etiquette tips for customers in the strip club.

WOMEN

1. Relax. I’m here for your entertainment. I have exactly zero interest in your date/boyfriend/husband. His wallet interests me, and, to access it, I’ll be interested in keeping you happy and in the club. Don’t look at strippers as adversaries, but rather as fun boner facilitators! If you don’t want to come to the club in the first place, stand up for yourself at home and make it clear to your lesser half that he should come up with a better idea for a wacky date.

2. Stay off the dance floor. At one club I loved, when a female customer stood up to dance at her table, the DJ would remind her over the PA that “dancing at this club is done only by the professionals. If you are not working for this club, please sit down.” At best, it’s goofy and you look silly. At worst, you’re stealing attention and potential tip dollars from the dancers.

3. Tip, please. A couple is two customers, not one, and having a vagina doesn’t exempt you from tipping me. If you’re occupying stage-side seats, observe at least the bare minimum dollar-per-song-per-seat tip rule. If you’re seated away from the stage, but obviously watching the dancer, tip her.

4. Don’t get grabby. The rules are the same for you as they are for male customers. Dancers will let you know if female customers are allowed different touching privileges —in what I think is a generally misguided attempt to get the guys to spend more money. If you want to touch, observe, ask, and follow. If you don’t, ask dancers to back off a bit. It’s all business, and our feelings won’t be hurt.

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