Lap dance bars: Can you think of anything more perfect? Almost-naked beautiful women, beer... OK, that's all we've got so far, but you have to admit that's all pretty close to perfect.However, you can't just walk into a strip joint and act the way your caveman brain is telling you. No jumping on the nearest piece of flesh -- there are rules to follow.
While lap dance etiquette is inevitably stacked (pun not intended) in favor of the girls, these rules also benefit you. Be respectful and you'll be allowed back into this little slice of paradise. The alternative? Your butt will make friends with the curb outside the club very quickly. (read more at askmen.com)
Chicago Strip Clubs
